Lips: Bonnie!
Bride: Heidi!
Groom: Jeremy!
Brad: Louis!
Janet: Liz!

Criminologist: Dan/Scott!

Transylvanians: Jeremy! If you would like to be a Tranzie in cast please tell Eric.  We REALLY need people for this part!
Riff Raff: Marc!
Magenta: Forest!
Columbia: Bonnie!
Frank-n-Furter: Jack/Paul/Eric!
Rocky: Eric/Mike!
Eddie: Mike/Dan!
Dr. Scott: Scott!

Michael Jordan will make over $300,000 a game: $10,000 a minute, assuming he averages about 30 minutes per game.
Assuming $40 million in endorsements next year, he'll be making $178,100 a day (working or not)!
Assuming he sleeps 7 hours a night, he makes $52,000 every night while visions of sugarplums dance in his head.
If he goes to see a movie, it'll cost him $7.00, but he'll make $18,550 while he's there.
If he decides to have a 5 minute egg, he'll make $618 while boiling it.
He makes $7,415/hr more than minimum wage (after the wage hike)
He'll make $3,710 while watching each episode of Friends.
If he wanted to save up for a new Acura NSX ($90,000) it would take him a whole 12 hours.
If someone were to hand him his salary and endorsement money, they would have to do it at the rate of $2.00 every second.
He'll probably pay around $200 for a nice round of golf, but will be 'reimbursed' $33,390 for that round.
Assuming he puts the federal maximum of 15% of his income into his tax deferred account (401k), he will hit the federal cap of $9500 for such accounts at 8:30 a.m. on January 1st, 1997.
If you were given a tenth of a penny for every dollar he made, you'd be living comfortably at $65,000 a year.
He'll make about $19.60 while watching the 100 meter dash in the Olympics. He'll make about $15,600 while the Boston Marathon is being run.
While the common person is spending about $20 for a meal in his trendy Chicago restaurant, he'll pull in about $5600.
Next year, he'll make more than twice as much as all of our past presidents for all of their terms combined.
Amazing isn't it?  BUT:
JORDAN WILL HAVE TO SAVE 100% OF HIS INCOME FOR  270 YEARS TO HAVE A NET WORTH EQUIVALENT TO THAT OF BILL GATES.

Hello and welcome to the Rocky Horror Picture Show at the the great Pearl River Theatre.
As you can tell there is a double issue of the newsletter this week because I didn't give one out to anyone last week.  As a result this issue is only one sided.
I would like to announce the re-grand opening of the cast web site.  Today I spent about 4 hours reprogramming it and a good ten minutes to upload it using my ISDN line.  The site is still under construction but is is shaping up quickly.  By the time I'm done with it it will have every issue of this newsletter on it (all five years so far), sound clips, Java animations, and gaggles of interaction for you, our beloved audience members.
In other news we are wondering where are regular audience members are.  So this Monday night the cast will get together to go out and find them.  That's about it for now I need to throw the rest of this newsletter together and upload it to the web.

5.) Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Woman: "It's in the phone book."
Man: "But I don't know your name."
Woman: "That's in the phone book too."
6.) And here's one including the correct snappy return
Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
Woman: "Unfertilized, screw off!"
7.) A girlfriend of mine once had a graying man in his 60's  approach her in a club while she was in college with the line,  "Where have you been all my life?" She took one glance at him  and said, "For the first half of it, I probably wasn't born yet."
8.) A friend of mine came up with a very quick response over  vacation.  We were walking down the street and I glanced at a girl  who had just walked by.  She turned around and shouted at me,  "What are you looking at?!!"  My friend, walking next to me came  to the rescue, "He thought you were good looking, but he was  mistaken."
9.) "Sorry, I don't date outside my species."

Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church.  Please use large double door at the side entrance.

The 1991 Spring Council Retreat will be hell May 10 and 11.

Pastor is on vacation. Massages can be given to church secretary.

Eight new choir robes are currently needed, due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.

Mrs. Johnson will be entering the hospital this week for testes.

The Senior Choir invites any member of the congregation who enjoys sinning to join the choir.